RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are you feeling today?
Use Me Up - Bill Withers

2. Will you get far in life?
Disco Inferno - Tina Turner

3. How do your friends see you?
Queen of Apology - The Sounds
take that, opposite it.

4. Will you get married?
Sleep to Dream - Fiona Apple
i'm never getting married! it ruins life.

5. What is your best friend's theme song?
The Joker - Steve Miller Band
if you mean "pothead pothead pothead pothead", then yes!

6. What is the story of your life?
To Love Somebody - Janis Joplin
that USED to be it.

7. What was high school like?
Tom Sawyer - Rush

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Weather to Fly - Elbow
<333333333333333333333333333333333333

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
We Built This City - Jefferson Airplane

10. What is in store for this weekend?
Call On Me - Big Brother & the Holding Company

11. To describe your grandparents?
Not About Love - Fiona Apple
to my one living grandmother, absolutely.
love my mom, but can't love her.

12. How is your life going?
Heaven is a Place on Earth - The Bangles
....yeah pretty much.

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
I Can't Stand the Rain - Janis Joplin

14. How does the world see you?
Summertime - Janis Joplin
summertime, time, time, child, the livin's easyyyyyy
yup.

15. Will you have a happy life?
Guitar Hero - Amanda Palmer

16. What do your friends really think of you?
Island in the Sun - Weezer

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Dreamgirl - The Lonely Island

NO, people OBVIOUSLY lust after my girlfriend. assholes.

18. How can I make myself happy?
God's Away on Business - Tom Waits

19. What should you do with your life?
Could Be Anything - The Eames Era
duh.

20. Will you ever have children?
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
apparently so. but no thank you.

21. What song would you strip to?
Sex Changes - The Dresden Dolls
that's an angry song. and anyway, i don't strip. for anyone. sexily. goofily, maybe.

22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
Come On & Take A Free Ride - Jefferson Airplane
DUH. it's probably acid. free trip? yes.


23. What does your mom think of you?
Heading For the Disco - The HorrorPops

24. What is your deep dark secret?
King of Carrot Flowers Pt 1 - Neutral Milk Hotel

25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Beat It - Michael Jackson

I AM NOT CAT WOMAN. I DO NOT HAVE A MORTAL ENEMY.

26. What's your personality like?
You Really Gotta Hold On Me - She & Him version.
addicting. that's what my therapist tells me.

27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Grounds for Divorce - Elbow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Punch You in the Jeans - The Lonely Island

29. What are your aspirations?
One Day Like This - Elbow
abso-fuckin-lutely.

30.What goes through your head when you wake up?
The Bones of You - Elbow
this can translate to my woman. due to many factors.